So You Want... Collection
A collection of short films featuring Joe McDoakes in a variety of situations
All Titles in Order
So You Want to Give Up Smoking
A semi-humorous look at the various types of smokers and the methods available to them to kick the habit.
Open title →So You Think You Need Glasses
A humorous but informative look at how an average man can remedy common vision problems.
Open title →So You Think You're Allergic
Joe McDoakes thinks he's allergic.
Open title →So You Want to Play the Horses
In this outing, Joe loves playing the horses and shows what you can do to improve your odds of winning.
Open title →So You Want to Keep Your Hair
Average American Joe McDoakes searches in vain for any cure that will halt his fast-disappearing hairline.
Open title →So You Think You're a Nervous Wreck
Joe McDoakes attempts to deal with his myriad neuroses.
Open title →So You're Going to Be a Father
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes goes through the problems and anxieties of becoming a new father.
Open title →So You Want to Be in Pictures
Aspiring actor Joe McDoakes blows his first part at Warner Bros. and has to settle for being a stand-in.
Open title →So You Want to Be a Salesman
Joe McDoakes begins a new job as a vacuum cleaner salesman but can't seem to sell any.
Open title →So You Want to Hold Your Wife
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes attempts to save his five-year marriage to Alice.
Open title →So You Want an Apartment
Joe McDoakes and his wife go apartment hunting.
Open title →So You Want to Be a Gambler
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes experiences the pitfalls of gambling.
Open title →So You Want to Build a House
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes is evicted from his apartment and decides to build his own home. As the project progresses, his dream house turns into a nightmare.
Open title →So You Want to Be a Detective
Joe McDoakes imagines himself as a private detective on a murder case. Throughout the film, he spars verbally with narrator Art Gilmore.
Open title →So You Want to Be in Politics
Joe McDoakes becomes enmeshed in a corrupt political election.
Open title →So You Want to Be on the Radio
Joe McDoakes and his wife love to participate in radio show contests, but something seems to interfere every time they are lucky enough to be chosen as participants.
Open title →So You Want to Be a Baby Sitter
Joe McDoakes does NOT want to be a baby sitter.
Open title →So You Want to Be Popular
Joe McDoakes takes advice on how to be more likeable from his only friend Homer Hotbox
Open title →So You Want to Be a Muscle Man
Joe wants to be a muscle man.
Open title →So You're Having In-Law Trouble
Joe's in-laws come over, and they suck.
Open title →So You Want to Get Rich Quick
Joe comes up with a complicated scheme to bilk his dead uncle out of an inheritance.
Open title →So You Want to Throw a Party
Joe and Alice McDoakes are planning on throwing a party, but Joe mixes up his list of creditors with the list of names Alice gave him to invite. The creditors have a much better time than Joe does.
Open title →So You Think You're Not Guilty
Joe McDoakes pleads "not guilty" to a traffic violation but is convicted anyway. Handling this setback in his usual manner, the two-dollar fine quickly pyramids to a 10-year jail sentence.
Open title →So You Want to Hold Your Husband
Fed up with Joe's indifference toward her, Alice McDoakes takes her troubles to a marriage counselor. None of the courses of action she is advised to take have any impact on Joe, until she is advised to create the impression that she has left Joe for another man.
Open title →So You Want to Move
Joe plans on moving but needs tips on how.
Open title →So You're Going to Have an Operation
A satiric look at doctors and hospitals through the eyes of Joe McDoakes.
Open title →So You Want to Be a Handyman
Joe MacDoakes' next-door neighbor, Marvin, comes over to help him fix his lawn-sprinkling system, but they get the pipes crossed with the gas-line and almost asphyxiate themselves.
Open title →So You Want to Be a Cowboy
Joe McDoakes and his wife Alice attend a western movie and George soon has himself in the movie shown on the screen as Jump-Along Skip-Along McGur
Open title →So You Want to Be a Paper Hanger
Joe McDoakes, ever obliging and always helpful, volunteers to hang the new wallpaper for his wife.
Open title →So You Want to Buy a Used Car
In need of a new vehicle, Joe goes to the Cagey Car Company lot to get a used car,... with predictable results.
Open title →So You Want to Be a Bachelor
"I never knew what happiness was till I got married—and then it was too late," Joe recalls, flashing back to bachelor days and his courtship with Alice.
Open title →So You Want to Be a Plumber
In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes decides he should become a plumber.
Open title →So You Want to Get It Wholesale
Joe uses his "contacts" to buy a new oven as cheaply as possible.
Open title →So You Want to Enjoy Life
Believing he has only a month to live, average guy Joe McDoakes decides to live life to the fullest in the time he has left.
Open title →So You Want to Go to a Convention
Joe has to find a way to go to a convention.
Open title →So You Never Tell a Lie
When a wristwatch intended for a office contest winner gets mixed up and confused with the one Joe McDoakes purchased for his wife, Joe once again finds himself on the short end.
Open title →So You're Going to the Dentist
Joe McDoakes' dimwit neighbor Marvin becomes a dentist, and manages to convince poor Joe to let him become Marvin's first patient.
Open title →So You Want to Wear the Pants
It's a dangerous hypnotic suggestion when a psychiatrist tells married couple Joe and Alice McDoakes to switch points of view during a session.
Open title →So You Want to Be a Musician
Joe McDoakes can't find a job as a bassoonist, so he pawns his instrument.
Open title →So You Want a Television Set
Joe and Alice buy a television set and, due to some excuse, or another, the neighbors begin to drop in, stay to watch television, and raid their refrigerator.
Open title →So You Love Your Dog
Despite the fact that during the war, Joe McDoake's dog Dusty did everything wrong including giving information to the enemy, Joe brings him home with him.
Open title →So You Think You Can't Sleep
Average working man Joe McDoakes tries desperate measures to cure his chronic insomnia.
Open title →So You Want to Be an Heir
Thinking he may inherit a million dollars from his dying grandmother, Joe McDoakes finds himself the target of murderously greedy family members.
Open title →So You're Having Neighbor Trouble
Joe starts having trouble with an obnoxious neighbor.
Open title →So You Want to Be Your Own Boss
Joe McDoakes, determined to be his own boss in this Joe McDoakes Comedy entry, opens up a new restaurant. Complaining customers and a sanitation inspector who closes the restaurant are just some of Joe's problems.
Open title →So You Want to Go to a Nightclub
In this Joe McDoakes Comedy, Alice insists they go to a night club, although Joe is both tired and broke.
Open title →So You're Taking in a Roomer
Joe and Alice decide to rent a room in their house to their neighbor Marvin, who says he is a potato broker.
Open title →So You Want to Know Your Relatives
Do-gooder Joe McDoakes is the guest on the "Know Your Relatives" TV show where, to his chagrin, many of his black sheep relations reveal the skeletons in the family closet.
Open title →So You Don't Trust Your Wife
When his wife Alice questions Joe as to whether his insurance policy is paid up, he begins to see a plot to murder him in everything she does.
Open title →So You Want to Be a Gladiator
Joe thinks he's back in the gladiator days, and finds himself sentenced to be thrown to the Coliseum lions after breaking a string while playing the lyre for King Nero.
Open title →So You Want to Be on a Jury
Joe and Homer are both on a jury trying an accident case involving their boss and a gangster. Interference from both sides makes their task difficult.
Open title →So You Want a Model Railroad
Alice visits Mr. Agony with her latest problem with Joe. They had given Junior a toy railroad for a Christmas present, and Joe had taken it over and become obsessed to the point he has built a railroad empire using all of his time, energy and money. When Alice's mother comes to dinner, Joe even has a rigged-up train serving as the dumb waiter. Mr. Agony helps Alice to solve her problem.
Open title →So You Want to Be a V.P.
Joe McDoakes is employed as the seventh vice-president in a firm that only makes promotions from the employee ranks.
Open title →So You Want to Be a Policeman
Joe McDoakes is a shy, rookie motorcycle cop.
Open title →So You Think the Grass Is Greener
When he gets to his office after a usual morning of nagging by his wife, Alice, Joe McDoakes starts to daydream about what life would be like married to the beautiful office blonde.
Open title →So You Want to Be Pretty
In this comedic short, Joe and Alice McDoakes each wish their looks were better.
Open title →So You Want to Play the Piano
Alice neglects her housework because she is enthralled with the long-haired piano player, Gregor Flatorsharpsky, next door. Joe buys a piano, and the accompanying free lessons, and sets out to impress Alice. Alice is vastly unimpressed.
Open title →So Your Wife Wants to Work
Joe McDoakes' wife Alice wants to return to work to add income to the household. Joe would rather she stay at home to tend to domestic duties. When Alice threatens to return to her old job, a reluctant Joe agrees to her request to get her a job at his office. How will this work out?
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