David Arquette

Muff

Courteney Cox

Cynthia

Richmond Arquette

Deputy Cooper

Paz de la Huerta

Jade

Lukas Haas

Ivan

Balthazar Getty

Jimmy

Redmond Gleeson

Dylan / Father

Jaime King

Samantha

Thomas Jane

Buzz

Jason Mewes

Joey

Rick Overton

Mayor Hal Burton

Paul Reubens

Frank Baker

Marsha Thomason

Linda

Stephen Heath

Jack